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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Lets be honest...Crack is wack

Hello my loves,

This is an issue that is not age specific or gender specific. Have you ever walked into a public area and before you even notice it, you're starring at a random persons butt crack? It could be a teenage girl who wears her pants too low, or a grown man who is just a hot mess. Either way, it is foul and vulgar. PULL UP YOUR PANTS. I mean, seriously in no way is a plumbers crack attractive or necessary. A belt is a fabulous investment to any wardrobe and they are available at every price point.

This also goes hand in hand with the muffin top blog. It is so critical to buy pants (jeans, trousers, etc.) that fit. There is no room to break this huge fashion rule. I know that everyone has probably at one point or another bent down and noticed that, OOPS your pants are sliding down a little bit. But if you are clearly not concerned or making a visible effort to quickly fix yourself, you are gross. Literally, no one wants to see what you're showin.

I love how the fashion industry is one that is ever-changing and is always interesting. It keeps things fun and allows individuals to express themselves in so many different ways. There are so many ways to avoid the sloppy, butt crack look! Find what works for you and WORK IT!

So honey, lets be honest...buy a belt!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Lets be honest...Shape ups...


I couldn't even come up with a catchy title for this one. We must discuss these new Shape ups. They are quite the situation, if you ask me.

Honestly, where do I begin? Apparently they are supposed to help your balance, help tone muscles and assist in loosing weight. I searched all around for reviews of Sketchers newest look, and found a lot of mixed opinions. Most of the people that liked them also said "they were a great lookin' shoe", which makes me question their creditability. On one site, someone even wrote that "Shape-Ups can be worn any time, any place, at home, at work.." Lets get one thing clear, these are NOT professional, work, formal or anything of that sort, type of shoes.

Shape ups look like something that you would wear while in Space, like walking on the moon. Seriously, they couldn't have come up with anything more unattractive. I mean hunny, these are not cute.

Before even considering purchasing Shape ups, please weigh the pros and cons of wearing these heinous looking shoes with the possibility of them not even being very effective (hint: its not worth it). I wish I could find some actual facts about them, but there really weren't that many when I was looking around. Basically all you need to know is, they are UGLY. Please do not buy these.

Lets be honest...holy moly