I haven't done a blog in AGES! I was so busy this summer! I hope everyone had a fab summer!
Since there was so many things that I wanted to write about during the summer, I am going to try and narrow it down to the TOP 5 Most Heinous Summer Looks!
5. I truly, from the bottom of my heart cannot understand the purpose of a bra with clear bra straps. I have seen so many girls this summer wearing strapless or halter shirts with clear bra straps. THE JIG IS UP! WE CAN SEE YOUR STRAPS! Unfortunately, they are not called invisible straps, mainly because they are NOT invisible. It confuses me who these girls think that they are fooling. Most people are way better off with a strapless bra. You solve two issues with one: 1. You're straps aren't showing and 2. you don't look nearly as tacky. Problem solved!
4. Running shoes in conjunction with any type of skirt, short or dress. If running shoes are necessary, I can't imagine a situation that also requires one to be wearing a jean skirt. It is a lazy and unattractive combination that is also completely avoidable. I am a big believer in dress to impress! You definitely always want to put your best foot forward, and unless you're at the gym, your best feet better not be in athletic shoes!
3. Short-shorts are a timeless summer look and are obviously the pant of choice for many people when it is hot. Here's the problem with shorts: far too many people take the term "short-shorts" too literally. If your entire rear-end is not completely covered, you are committing a SERIOUS fashion crime and you are nasty. No one, who is within their right mind, finds it attractive when someone's cellulite and butt-checks hanging out everywhere. If you have a body that doesn't not easily fit into shorts, you might want to consider giving shorts up completely and find a more appropriate compromise in a dress or capri's.
Anther problem that I see all the time when people wear shorts that do not fit properly is, CAMELTOE! Cameltoes are very prevalent in shorts that are too tight(aka too small). If you think that having a cameltoe is in any way, shape or form attractive or flattering, please seek help immediately.
2. Khloe Kardashian once stated, "I am not a big believer in being overly hairy!" Well, me either! I am going to make a quick reference back to my body odor blog, check it out if you want to know my stance on B.O. I have noticed an alarming amount of women this summer who, apparently, do not believe in shaving their underarms. This is a problem. I have to say, its a really unsightly look. If you read the B.O. blog, you know my position on personal hygiene, and unshaven armpits is, gross. Unless you are living in a tree house in the middle of a rain forest, I see no reason as to why someone shouldn't shave. I have also found that many times, women who do not shave tend to have a certain odor to them, hence why the other blog is relevant. Its such an easy task to complete, so do everyone a favor and trim the hedge.
1. MY ABSOLUTE PET PEEVE, people who wear bathing suits around, in public,
with no sort of beach cover up or clothing over it. One day I was at work, a lady walked into the store wearing a bikini top and a mini skirt and I just about fell over. First of all, we were no where NEAR a beach, pool or even puddle therefore, no reason to need to SHOP with no clothing on. It is flat out inappropriate for people of any age or gender to go out in public (unless around an actual body of water) without clothing on. A triangle piece of fabric to cover your breast should NEVER seen as a good substitute for real clothing. Although, yes, summer can be extremely hot and sometimes miserable, it by no means gives anyone the right to not wear clothes. Sorry, no exceptions.Enjoy the last couple weeks of summer weather! Its a fabulous time of year!
Lets be honest... remain calm, cool and clothed :)
